One Nation Under God, really.

"[T]his hyper-sensitivity to religious minorities requires gross
insensitivity to America's majority religion. You know, the one
that begins with a 'C.' Since at least 9 out of 10 taxpayers are
Christians, they foot the bill for a public education system on
a search-and-destroy mission against even the mildest expressions
of their holidays. America was founded by Christians and based on
Judeo-Christian values. The signers of the Declaration of Independence
and drafters of the Constitution all were Christians -- not Buddhists,
or Wiccans or Zoroastrians. Were it not for Protestant Christianity, we
wouldn't have limited government, separation of powers, a Bill of Rights
or religious tolerance. In short, without Christians, the United States
of America would not exist. Even in an age when traditional religion is
driven underground, our currency still says 'One nation under God' --
not one nation under Allah or Shiva. On January 22nd, like all of his
predecessors, George W. Bush will take the oath of office on a Bible
that tells the story of the Nativity." --Don Feder

I am amazed at how tolerant we Christians are of the so-called tolerant left in this country. I say enough of this kind of tolerance. It's time to cut down the ACLU, really. Search and destroy them where they grow. Erase them from our lives forever. I heard a guy on the radio call in to suggest we all join them and then vote them into non-existence. If that is all it takes then let's not waste any time and do it quickly, but if it means something more drastic, well, praise God and pass the ammunition.

Lesson for the day -- Human History:

Division of the human family into 2 distinct political groups began some
12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains in the summer &
would go to the beach & live on fish & lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer
& the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the
Beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization & together were
the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups:
Liberals & Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain & that was the beginning of
agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented
yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for
them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how
villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to B-B-Q at night
while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known
as "The Conservative movement."

Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live off
the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's & doing the
sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal
movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.
The rest became known as 'girleymen.'

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats,
the invention of group therapy & group hugs & the concept of Democratic
voting to decide how to divide the meat & beer that conservatives
provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by
the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their
beef well done. Sushi, tofu, & French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have
higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in
Hollywood & group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the
designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also
bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat & still provide for
their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,
lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police
officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes & generally anyone who
works productively outside government. Conservatives who own
companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers &
decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are
more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals
remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.
They crept in after the Wild West was tame & created a business of trying
to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

From Debbie O'Hara

"Children learn in school what they need to know to 'function' in a socialist society, but are not literate enough to gain the knowledge they would need to escape it. Socialism must be really great if they need to dumb us down in order to get us to quietly accept it. The socialist elites need us stupid so that we have no alternative to their socialist propaganda. Socialism has to be sold to us through emotion. It cannot withstand intellectual scrutiny." --Debbie O'Hara