Michael and Me

I was sitting in a sushi bar in Santa Monica last summer eating sushi and watching BMX bike competition with about 10 other folks. I was suddenly overwhelmed by an odor that reminded me of a dead animal. The smell was accompanied by a very loud bawling sound demanding to "change the channel". I turned to look and saw Michael Moore. I knew he was fat but this guy was bending the scales at 400lbs. He hadn't even sat down to order a meal and already had food crumbs in his beard. Once he got his triple order of sushi he proceeded to stuff two pieces in his mouth at the same time. He had soy sauce dripping from his mouth and beard and talked with his mouth full. He washed this down with large gulps from cheap beer and made a disgusting mess on the bar.

In the meantime I was scooting my bar stool away to avoid the awful smell. One of the great things about eating sushi is the wasabi paste. It's very spicy and the effect is has on the olfactory senses add to the experience. However Moore stench over powered even the wasabi and the last couple of bites I couldn't taste at all.

He was insulting and rude to the restaurant workers and especially to the Hispanics. For someone so liberal he's a total hypocrite with his politics.

I only stayed for a few minutes to finish my meal but I was there long enough to hear him brag about "Dropping 6 figures on a house" for a family member. I know he's wealthy from the "movies" he's made, but people with real money don't talk about it, especially to strangers.