A Muslim suicide bomber

A Muslim suicide bomber pulled the plug and exploded.......................BOOM!!!

A short while later he found himself on a huge white staircase leading towards heaven. He started climbing. After an hour of hard climbing, he arrived at a landing where an old man in white robes with a long flowing beard was sitting, surrounded by ledgers. 'Excuse me sir' he said 'are you Mohammed?' ' No' replied the old man, 'I am St Peter, Mohammed is further up the stairs'. 'But this is wonderful news' screamed the bomber, 'Mohammed is higher than St Peter! I can hardly believe it'. With this he carried on climbing up the stairs.

After another hour or so of hard climbing he arrived at another landing. Standing on the landing was a serene looking man with long hair and a long white beard. 'Excuse me sir' he said 'are you Mohammed?' 'No' replied the old man, 'I am Jesus, Mohammed is further up the stairs'. 'This is amazing news' screamed the bomber, 'Mohammed is higher than Jesus! I can hardly believe it, martyrdom is wonderful!

With this he carried on climbing up the stairs. After another hour or so of hard climbing he arrived on a huge landing. Sitting on a magnificent throne was another old man, with flowing white robes, a> beard and long white hair. 'Excuse me sir' he said 'are you Mohammed?' 'No' replied the old man, 'I am God.' 'This is absolutely amazing news' screamed the bomber, 'Mohammed is higher than God! I am so happy I can't believe it, martyrdom is more than wonderful!

'You look tired my son' said God 'would you like to sit down and rest a while?' 'Oh yes' replied the bomber 'I am very tired and would love a rest before I carry on, thank you'. The bomber sat down and God said 'You look thirsty my son, would you like a cup of coffee?' 'Oh yes please' replied the bomber 'I am most thirsty, thank you'. With this God turned, and snapped his fingers and shouted, 'Yo, Mohammed, two coffees over here, and make it snappy!'